The day that kept spiraling down until I surrendered.
70+ and still worried about camel toe, one of my favorite Pimp-Grandma stories
Telling the pimp grandma the truth
A gross cat and hilarious blonde moment.
He may have had the body from the movie 300, but the back and forth just was not meeting my standards.
Finding “the one” one bullet point at a time
Get ready for a pep-talk about making him rise to your standards.
I still laugh to this day.
Just… Fill in the blank. He had so many highs and then decided to just leave (in a humorous way).