The day that kept spiraling down until I surrendered.
Shit Not Going My Way
Pimp grandma: Camel Toe
70+ and still worried about camel toe, one of my favorite Pimp-Grandma stories
Pimp grandma: Wrinkle Cream
Telling the pimp grandma the truth
Hairball on the street
A gross cat and hilarious blonde moment.
Make up your mind already
He may have had the body from the movie 300, but the back and forth just was not meeting my standards.
The List
Finding "the one" one bullet point at a time
After intimacy, he changed.
Get ready for a pep-talk about making him rise to your standards.
The breakup that made me cry … from laughing
I still laugh to this day.
Just… Put a Fork In It
Just... Fill in the blank. He had so many highs and then decided to just leave (in a humorous way).