Shit Not Going My Way
The day that kept spiraling down until I surrendered. Continue reading Shit Not Going My Way
Tag: funny
Pimp grandma: Camel Toe
70+ and still worried about camel toe, one of my favorite Pimp-Grandma stories Continue reading Pimp grandma: Camel Toe
Pimp grandma: Wrinkle Cream
Telling the pimp grandma the truth Continue reading Pimp grandma: Wrinkle Cream
Hairball on the street
A gross cat and hilarious blonde moment. Continue reading Hairball on the street
Make up your mind already
He may have had the body from the movie 300, but the back and forth just was not meeting my standards. Continue reading Make up your mind already
The List
Finding “the one” one bullet point at a time Continue reading The List
After intimacy, he changed.
Get ready for a pep-talk about making him rise to your standards. Continue reading After intimacy, he changed.
The breakup that made me cry … from laughing
I still laugh to this day. Continue reading The breakup that made me cry … from laughing
Just… Put a Fork In It
Just… Fill in the blank. He had so many highs and then decided to just leave (in a humorous way). Continue reading Just… Put a Fork In It
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